Okay so maybe the holidays aren't all that boring. Since our 3rd housemate left we were looking for a new housemate--which would not have been so troublesome if we knew there were "seasons" when people would actually start looking for rooms.
To put it succintly, Most of the holiday mornings I have spent waking up to calls in the vein of this:
To put it succintly, Most of the holiday mornings I have spent waking up to calls in the vein of this:
Moi: yeah, speaking.
Girl: Uhhh... How to say arr. *pause* You have a condo near IMU?
Moi: (...How I wish) You mean an apartment? Yeah (as far as I know) I do.
Girl: You still have it?
Girl: You still have it?
Moi: *horrified pause* (still have what? my virginity? my 'condo'?) Uh.. You mean do I still have a room to rent?
Girl: *long pause* Ah, yeah. That.
Girl: *long pause* Ah, yeah. That.
Moi: Well unfortunately the room's already taken so I'm really sorry. plus even if we DO have another room I sure as hell wouldnt want you anywhere near me kthxbye
Girl: Orrh. Okay. Bye.
Moi: (mustnotlaughmustnotlaugh) Bye.
This just happened about 3 minutes ago btw.
And its not in the morning. Sighs thank God we've already found a housemate.
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