TOUGHSTUFF: I KID YOU NOT!

As we dwell into the life of one messed-up medstudent, it is hard to ignore the people around the particular subject of our concern--more so if said subject will have to deal with those people on a daily basis for the next 2.5 years or so.

So...

One (Or two) of the more prominent figure(s) in the setting would be the housemate(s): as most would be able to deduce, one is currently featured rather significantly on the blog's header; she shall be the first to be discussed hence.

Let us call her Animeslut (though i would prefer to call her the housework slavedriver, but that is my opinion anyway). Short in stature but big on sounds, this particular specimen is a melting pot of the extremes; a walking paradox at times. She is known to convulse and scream at the sight of Michael Scoffield, Miyave, Gackt and Hyde and is somewhat volatile when prompted with aforementioned names as topics of discussion. Also, she does consider herself to be the reality-incarnate of Blair Waldorf (Gods I certainly hope I got the spelling right), to which I personally agree to a great degree. A social animal, she devours new opprtunities to meet (especially) hot people (to which i am guilty of to some degree) and has an amazing propensity to make new friends (and that is where our similarities end).

Most people who meet her would attest that she looks like Avril, much to her chagrin--however, her fanaticism and obsession of the color pink and her somewhat punky dress sense fails to support her protests. An important note: she has an affinity for (almost) everything Japanese, and can be seen occasionally dressed up like one, though not as scary as her other kinsmen (think pink wigs and bunny ears with 5'' platform heels).

Negativites aside, she can (surprisingly) perform various domestic jobs despite being relatively well-off, something that must, i believe, be credited in due. Her obsession for cleanliness, which borders on OCD occasionally puts yours truly in much difficult positions, but it keeps the apartment looking presentable most of the time, for which I am thankful. It is also worth mentioning that she can cook good meals which do not lead to problems with the GI system, though she admits all skills in the kitchen were obtained from a certain cooking game on the Nintendo Dual Screen console.

The next housemate is still somewhat elusive, considering how we do not share the same schedule (she is of the Nutrition cohort)--still, she (we shall refer to her as San San--yes, I AM living with 2 girls), from what I have gathered is rather affable and approachable. She can also, unfortunately from what I have seen, be infected with bouts of madness from Animeslut, and posseses a rather wild mouth, second only to my other housemate--but we like it that way.

But let us not forget about Team Slut on campus: in no particular order of importance, we have Fatslut, Dumbslut, Oldslut, Koreanslut, Queenslut and Infoslut (though Infoslut rarely joins us anymore). Essentially they are the group I am most likely to be around with in campus, however straying (occasionally, on my part) is not unheard of.

Essentially, Fatslut and Dumbslut are rarely seen apart, therefore they can be considered a single entity (an exception is when Fatslut's boyfriend is around, in which all rules are void). On occasions not uncommonly seen, Animeslut can also be seen with them. Fatslut, in comparison to Dumbslut, provides little entertainment (jibes on her weight from Queenslut aside--even that grows stale as she is not THAT overweight to begin with). However, quotes from dumbslut provides ample amusement for the group--see Queenslut's FB for some quotations. Also, for a pitcure of Dumbslut, refer to the picture on the side--she is the one with glasses.
(as a sidenote, Dumbslut is notorious for her clubbing tendencies, which would've been beneficial if I liked clubbing)

Oldslut is well, cool. She speaks her mind (and steps on a few toes IMO) but justifies her opinions rather well. Mostly seen with Queenslut, she is his partner in crime--often mistaken as the older sibling of Queenslut, hence the nickname (and probably due to her mature looks).

Ah, the mighty Queenslut, with the power to bestow slut titles to people he considers significant enough. He is well-liked by many, but his wild tongue may be his undoing, God bless him. The only thing perhaps bigger (and thicker) than the skin of his face would be his appetite and wallet--rumour has it that he spends thousands on designer goods and lifestlye. Definitely someone to look out for, girls. He does, however keep pictures of male models as his laptop's wallpaper. I shall leave the interpretation to your discretion. That aside, he makes a good company and has many connections.

Lastly, there is the Koreanslut (who actually has a Korean name but i cannot remember for the love of me--we call him David anyway). This particular specimen posseses the most unrestrained mouth among all (which leads most-well for me anyway-to think that Koreans are naturally tactless). Has a very strong affinity for girls and practices male chauvinism unashamedly. As all the rest, makes a good (and amusing, due to his strong accent) chat company as he lacks what every other typical Malaysian practices painfully: tact. Rumored to be rather wealthy, but a miser for sure.

Of course, there are more but alas, time is not in my hands at the moment. More to come soon!
(for the record, the real blogging will begin in another day or so once the holidays are over)